People I 'meet'.

• Bobby Fischer and Gary Casparov who played a prestige winning Cold War Chess Game in Reykjavik, Iceland. The former was American, the later from the soviet Republic of Azerbaijan. Both Grand Masters. Chess is game at which I am useless, always playing 'an eye for an eye': attrition instead of pilling up all the pieces of the King to get Check Mate, a name derived from Persian: Shakh Mat, 'The King is Dead!'. Chess probably originated in India based on military units, religion, power, and politics; or could have been an extension of draughts, which might have come from noughts and crosses. It's just really gloryfied naughts and crosses. The IBM Deep Blue Computer was named more or less after the Deep Thought Computer out of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy which computed that the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything was 42 - the term of a pregnacy in weeks? Not quite. It beat Kasparov from the Soviet republic of Azebajan, the World Grand Master, he used to try and intimidate his opponents which may be why he won, giving him an edge. It was partioning betweeen the Soviet Union and Iran. I once had an Azebajani lecturer. We had soon very interesting games where I always started with the pawn on row 7 two forward. And seemed to win all the time. Unheard of for me.

  The IBM Team consisted of 6 members, 2 each for low, medium, and high intellect. On was a Technician, and the other the High Level Coder. They found 17 Mantras. They suspect 2 remain and may have to re-programme the project, if they've got the guts, beacause it very hard intellectual work.

• The Black Eyed Peas and Sly - the Girl stayed at home with Sly while the guys had to go to New York. And then had to dodge some Guardian Angels (vigilantes) on the New York Subway; hold hands in a circle to prevent people seeing them; open a flea market for recycling in Poukeepsie (West New York); go to the Bronx; then have a concert in Albany (the State Capital of New York, founded by the Dutch). The voices said Black Eyed Peas means someone who is a quarter Black but looks White. The claimed the Girl in the group was like that, as is a member of the Pop Group Atomic Kitten.
  While in Poukeepsie they had to stay with 'Gastrom-Gastomonus' a guy who couldn't cook to save his life, and always went to McDonalds. I gave him a few recipes like Yorkshire Puddings, frying Onions, Lamb with Mint Source... He had to go all the way to England to get Yorkshire Puddings tins because they don't sell them in America. And was to open his own 5-Star Restaurant with his improved cooking skills.

• The Godfather of Godfather's, New York - La Cosa Nostra - he had ordered 50 hits on people and killed 3 people himself, one by stabbing in the neck, and another by stabbing in the gut. You think I would have been worried by this, but I wasn't at the time, I am a bit now considering it. Anyway he was picked because he was the 'Wisest'. There was a falling out between the families of course, and he had to seek the protection of the Prison Service taking two loyal Hoods with him.

  I understand all the Eastern Mafia do nowadays is that a cut from the Garment Trade, and Marble Imports from Italy. He made me do one of the Mafia's slow calps, somewhat painfully. The New York Police had him and his under bosses locked up in a new prison in upstate New York next to the infamous sing-sign prison. Not wanting to use that because of the ghouts of so many prisoner's killed in gang fights. I made the mistake of calling him 'fatty', a term of great disrespect for someone of such power which would have earned me certain punishment if I had been in his presence.

• Michael Moore, the American current affairs / humour reporter. When I walked down my street there was a big Mobile Home type Van, and the voices said it had a camara in it filming me put their by Michael Moore. I kept unplugging the power lead so it would go off.

• Captain Birdseye the old handed, one eyed veteran of the Afghan War, Abu Hamza. One time Iman of the Finsbury Park Mosque, North London. I had a campaign to put him away due to his preaching Terrorism. The Government or Judiciary have finally had the good sense to do just that, putting him in Prison for 7 years. And the Americans will then extradite him on his 'release'.

• Hilter and Stalin both condemned to Hell for ever to eat Snake, which makes them speak with two tongues i.e. lie. Hilter goes into his diatribes / rants, and Stalin just tries to read his books. Stalin appeared as a normal Male Nurse in Hospital but with the presence of himself, reading a book.

• David Gremmel a Fantasy / Adventure Author who invented the term Choas Beast and just said 'keep to the path' when I was out and about, generally in the wee hours of the night OR ELSE. A long time ago before the Nightclub by the Pier got knocked down, because some people wouldn't by more than one drink in an evening. His books include: 'The Lion of Macedon', 'Druss the Axeman', and 'The Early Chronicles of Druss the Legend'.

• Mr. T and Bruce Willis are MemGram's in [Imperial] Trantor's Central Computer - a Planet near the Central Black Hole on this Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. When I was in a spot of bother. Mr. T had to go round the World opening Mr. T Burger Bars, and preaching help for the inner city ghettos. Bruce Willis did a spot of trolley wallying (slaying Chaos Beasts) and preached to Hollywood.
  Mr.-T played Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus in the hit ‘80’s TV series the A-team. About some vigilante Vietnam Vet’s. He had a Mohican Haircut and wore a lot of Jewelry. Other members where Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith (the leader, named after early Rome’s greatest enemy), Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck, and Capt. H.M. 'Howling Mad' Murdock. They were all in my mind for a short time. They drove around in a big van and where always shooting people or getting shoot at but no one every seemed to get hurt let alone die!
  Bruce Willis was in Moonlighting (a programme that a Girl at Brighton halls liked very much) and the Die Hard films.

• Samuel L. Jackson from Star Wars. We practiced light-sabers together.

• Isaac Asmimov's classic Foundation book was to be made into a film in Hollywood. I'm surprised it hasn't been done already. As all other filming had been stopped as every time I looked at the TV the actors went all funny and scared. I thought this was for real meaning no one wanted to act anymore. They had a difficult job finding the voice of Hari Seldon for his appearances in the time vault. But finally elected Peter Cushing who made a short appearance in Star Wars and was of the right age. Maybe it is a tale better tead than watched, leaving the story to your imagination.

• The Mohawk Indian’s from upstate New York used to ‘walk the high steel’ and build the sky-scrapers of New York. I my mind they were planning on opened an abandoned saw mill in Burlington, Western New England near where they lived. But every time they went into the saw mill they stepped on a squeaky board which un-nerved them with me on-line. Also the Connecticut river had it’s own spirit and didn’t want to be polluted by oil from the saw mill cutting wheels.
  There was Little Bone and Big Bone, Father and Son who lived in a tent with the Son's Wife. Big Bone was the Chief I had once meet in America on Holiday. The only entertainment they had was a Radio, and they wore Moccasin’s, very comfortable shoes made from animal hide.

• Frank Skinner who kept seeing jokes in everything that happened and made endless wise crakes. I believed he was tring to use some of the jokes in his show but kept forgetting them. One particular on was the L.A.P.D. choir singing which he found very funny. His Mother got on line and wanted to know what he was doing.

• Some Tanners in Abingdon, Oxfordshire - they claimed they had to cut horses heads off in the tannery. And the only guy who could do it was the boss, so he gave half the company to the other guy to help him. They put a bag over the horses head first. It could probably be done by Robot nowadays. Interestingly the site of the tannery in West Abingdon has still not been redeveloped. They claimed that was because the ghousts of the dead horses were still there.

• Brick Factory - someone was on-line who owned a brick factory, and had a pile of bricks that needed the mortor chipping off. He suggested that people in the developing world could do this. They would also be grateful of old furniture and wood that we just throw away.

• A Man who made Pipecleaner Animal Toys in Cardiff Market. He made them by dying them different colours and twisting two coloured ones together to make arms, legs, and body. And used beads for eyes. I took great delight in taking them a part when a child. He said he was too old to work any more and had no one to replace him. Thus denying joy to generations of children.

• NAMCO - Japanese Company, creators of PacMan. The only remianing copy of the two player table PacMan was destroyed by a crane crashing into their Headquarter's where it was kept. All the others had been thrown away by people as they had no room to keep them.

• Matt Groening the creator of the Simpson's cartoon TV show. He claimed he used Autistic people to draw his cartoons, by first just drawing the key components like facial expression, then leaving them to fill in the rest.

• Most of the Star Trek Crew from all episode’s except Voyager on-line. I even interrupted a SciFi Convention. Star Trek is said to be based on a submarine in Space. And each alien species simply has a pointy bit put on their head. The original Star Trek Crew had to pilot a Star Ship, and Sulu kept seeing daggers like he did in one episode making him unable to Pilot properly. When I asked for advice I went round each of them and the answer was always 'none forthcoming'.

• The Red Drawf Crew. A TV comedy set in Space aboard a gaint Mining Ship.

• Del Boy and the Only Fools and Horses Crew, a BBC TV Comedy Series. Del and his mates had to go on a bozz cruise to Spain, getting the ferry from Portsmouth. And Rodney kept being called a Plonker. But I kept turning up while they were filming putting them off, particularly Denzil. He then got stuck there and couldn't get back he was enjoying his cocktails so much. He also liked to dance to music I was listening to.

• Ian Hislop, Paul Merton and Angus Deayton from the TV political satire programme 'Have I got News for You'. Angus was condemed to wonder the Chaos Dimension for the period of one year (no mean task, believe me), and had to leave on Christmas Eve 2005 by entering a Church accompanied the other two, who could stay with his until New Years day. Hopefully getting to Notre Dame (Our Lady) Cathedral, Paris in time to return to our more stable Dimension.

• Gimli - the Dwarf out of Lord of the Rings. Complained about my idea to have Dwarf's as Spacemen as they are smaller thus using less Oxygen, Space, and Food (which has to be shipped up a a gigantic cost in rocket fuel or made from water whihc may be scarce). The voice's also claimed that Gimli's voice and Brian Blesseds voice (from Flash Gordan and Z Cars) were the same. Which they are not.

• Some of the Royal Family including Prince Charles who was making his second Son, Prince Harry muck out the pigs on hia estate, the Duchy of Cornwall, which has many holdings outside Cornwall. It was a punishment for wearing a German WWII Afrika Corps Uniform to a party. The next day he was made to paint a post box red.

• Mr. Mountford my former Headmaster at Priors Court Prep. School played a bit part in an Oxford Pub by the Thames when I was having my dinner, saying I was swearing too much (in my head only), a habit I picked up in a Comprehensive school I attended after PC, and made me eat tomatoes as a punishment which I do not. It did actually work and I stopped swearing more or less. The only swear word I knew at P.C. was 'Damn' and believe me it IS the worst swear word of them all. Damnation! I've been there, the drugs they put you on to stop the voices mess with your mind something awful. Particularly affecting your concentration and motivation meaning you can't do anything and are bored senseless all the time i.e. you'd rather be dead. Luckily I have been transferred onto a newer less damaging drug but still don't have the concentration to hold down a job again, probably for the rest of my life. You are forced to take it and I was sectioned for 7 months for refusing to take medication for the afore mentioned reasons.

• Chris Green, Creby to his friends, an old friend from Comprehensive School. He had just got a job as a lead programmer for making the robot drill holes in P.C.B.'s (Printed Circuit Boards) using the EasyPC circuit design programme. And I wasted his time digging out his old BBC Micro Computer to write a programme to convert Decimal to Roman Numerals and vice versa. A programme I had written for my 'O' Level Computer Studies exam.

• One of the Carers in my house went on holiday. The voices told me he was Catholic and had gone to see where the miracle happened at Lourdes. When I asked him about it he said he had been somewhere else. I thought he was lying and betraying his faith. Untrue!

• AirDry - a company I used to work for that make Infra-Red Handriers. Said they had got a contract to make industry leading hair driers as well.

• Gas Detector Company - one of the bosses had to go to Astrakhan, Russia to set up a plant to make Gas Detectors for the growing Russian Oil Industry.

• Magnetic Card Reader's - I had two sales Engineer's from Germany on the line. They had sold me a Hand Operated Magnetic Card reader long ago that I could never get to work. They claimed they sold this to get people to buy their £1,000 kit for a motor operated Card Reader, which then generally lead to the installing a system with mechanical technology to house it in as well, they knew a Mechanical Engineer who did this for them. Most of the time they just sat in their office doing nothing, just waiting for calls. The only real market they had was for Outdoor Concerts to control admission, thus stopping Hooligans. Also they generally recommended more up to date technology sold by Siemen's.
  They were stuck in their car park when I meet them because I put them off, and the building guard came over to ask them to move and got involved. Then two Policemen. They all had a good laugh about what was going on, most Un-German. They claimed the city they worked in: Bremen was the only one to resist the Nazis, going on strike; and was home to the current Pope. And that they were also going to be moved East to Dresden to reinvigorate this region, and cut costs, as all their work was by Telephone and Post. They also went to a local Cafe at lunch time and wanted to go out with two English Girls who went there, but didn't know how to introduce themselves. One was called 'Wolfguard'. So I suggested he introduce himself as 'Wolfguard' Amadeus Mozart which did the trick.

• There was a certain someone very nice in my head for most of last year. We became very close although I hardly knew her (I was more interested in her friend at the time). She drew great amusement from me lifting my eyebrow in the fashion of Dr. Spook out of Star Trek just so at pertinent moments. She also loved her 'spiritual hugs' which are what you get when you go to Heaven, as you only exist in spirit there, they're wonderful. She couldn't get enough of them. And she liked Jesus dishing out the Holy Spirit. We did some other stuff too. She's gone now as have my voices but I miss her terribly and can't get her out of my mind. I know it sounds a bit odd and far out but unless you've experienced it yourself you have no idea how it feels. I think we might have got to know each other considerably better in time in reality if things had worked out differently, but they didn't.